- Aries (zodiacsociety)
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop